Do not send me messages on facebook and ask me to give you a deal on your hair color. Sure, I can give you a discount, but NO, I do not want to. I don't want to do work for free at the salon, I don't want to do work for free at my house/your house/the house down the street. You want to get paid when you do a job for someone, so do I.

And no, "hooking me up with a phat tip" is not $10, give me a fucking $50 and we'll talk.