i saw you last night at the bar. i haven't seen you since that awkward day at towson university when we were freshmen. i still had a mild crush on you. it was weird. you enver really talked to me when we went to school together, you were really quiet. you're engaged to the same girl that you dated all through high school and college. that's weird. you look the exact same, but older. i think you recognized me, but you didn't say hello and i had nothing to say to you. you were with a bunch of your guy friends and you kept looking at me. WEIRD!

please don't run into me anymore. that's fucking weird.